Skeptic's Annotated Bible
1 And the LORD spake unto Moses after the death of the two sons of Aaron, when they offered before the LORD, and died;
Remember, Nadab and Abihu are murdered by God in Leviticus 10 for getting their offering wrong. They weren't bad people; they weren't violating any of the 10 commandments; they weren't raping 11 year old boys or having sex with family members (oh wait, those aren't a problem for the God of the Old Testament, sorry). They were just making an offering to God and used the wrong combination of incense and fire, and BAM! God kills them.
2 And the LORD said unto Moses, Speak unto Aaron thy brother, that he come not at all times into the holy place within the vail before the mercy seat, which is upon the ark; that he die not: for I will appear in the cloud upon the mercy seat.
3 Thus shall Aaron come into the holy place:
I just can't follow this crappy writing. Tell Aaron never to come into the holy place, and then thus he shall come into the holy place.
with a young bullock for a sin offering, and a ram for a burnt offering.
Here we go with the animals again. I feel a slaughter coming on.
4 He shall put on the holy linen coat, and he shall have the linen breeches upon his flesh, and shall be girded with a linen girdle, and with the linen mitre shall he be attired : these are holy garments; therefore shall he wash his flesh in water, and so put them on .
Wash yourself and then put on the magic linen clothing!
5 And he shall take of the congregation of the children of Israel two kids of the goats for a sin offering, and one ram for a burnt offering.
Wait, first he needed to bring a bull for a sin offering and a ram for a burnt offering, and now it's another two goats for a sin offering and another ram for a burnt offering?
6 And Aaron shall offer his bullock of the sin offering, which is for himself, and make an atonement for himself, and for his house.
Yes, Aaron must atone for the fact that his sons, who have been murdered, were killed for praising God in a slightly wrong way.
7 And he shall take the two goats, and present them before the LORD at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
8 And Aaron shall cast lots upon the two goats; one lot for the LORD, and the other lot for the scapegoat.
9 And Aaron shall bring the goat upon which the LORD'S lot fell , and offer him for a sin offering.
10 But the goat, on which the lot fell to be the scapegoat, shall be presented alive before the LORD, to make an atonement with him, and to let him go for a scapegoat into the wilderness.
Interesting that this is a different use of the word scapegoat than we find today. Usually the scapegoat is one to whom blame is assigned in the place of the actual guilty person, usually unwillingly, and usually resulting in the scapegoat's punishment. But in this case the scapegoat is the lucky one that gets away without getting slaughtered in the name of this bloodthirsty god.
11 And Aaron shall bring the bullock of the sin offering, which is for himself, and shall make an atonement for himself, and for his house, and shall kill the bullock of the sin offering which is for himself:
12 And he shall take a censer full of burning coals of fire from off the altar before the LORD, and his hands full of sweet incense beaten small, and bring it within the vail:
Be careful Aaron! Your sons were killed for burning incense!
13 And he shall put the incense upon the fire before the LORD, that the cloud of the incense may cover the mercy seat that is upon the testimony, that he die not:
Um, I really don't get this. If the sons were killed for burning incense, then why is it that Aaron needs to burn incense to make up for the fact that his sons burned incense?
14 And he shall take of the blood of the bullock, and sprinkle it with his finger upon the mercy seat eastward; and before the mercy seat shall he sprinkle of the blood with his finger seven times.
I guess Aaron's sons didn't use enough blood?
15 Then shall he kill the goat of the sin offering, that is for the people, and bring his blood within the vail, and do with that blood as he did with the blood of the bullock, and sprinkle it upon the mercy seat, and before the mercy seat:
Picture this scene. There's a dead bull, a dead goat, burning incense, and splattered blood all around. Aaron must be covered in blood (at least his hands), and blood on the floor where the animals are bleeding. This is one disturbingly disgusting, gory scene of death and blood. Bram Stoker has nothing on God.
16 And he shall make an atonement for the holy place, because of the uncleanness of the children of Israel,
I'd say that covered in blood is pretty unclean.
and because of their transgressions in all their sins: and so shall he do for the tabernacle of the congregation, that remaineth among them in the midst of their uncleanness.
17 And there shall be no man in the tabernacle of the congregation when he goeth in to make an atonement in the holy place, until he come out , and have made an atonement for himself, and for his household, and for all the congregation of Israel.
18 And he shall go out unto the altar that is before the LORD, and make an atonement for it; and shall take of the blood of the bullock, and of the blood of the goat, and put it upon the horns of the altar round about.
Let's smear some more blood around, shall we?
19 And he shall sprinkle of the blood upon it with his finger seven times, and cleanse it, and hallow it from the uncleanness of the children of Israel.
I just figured it out! They think that blood is something like spiritual soap!
20 And when he hath made an end of reconciling the holy place, and the tabernacle of the congregation, and the altar, he shall bring the live goat:
21 And Aaron shall lay both his hands upon the head of the live goat, and confess over him all the iniquities of the children of Israel,
Now, how can Aaron speak for all of the iniquities of the children of Israel? Even if he knew literally every sin committed by these people (which he couldn't possibly know), he can't speak for them.
and all their transgressions in all their sins, putting them upon the head of the goat, and shall send him away by the hand of a fit man into the wilderness:
22 And the goat shall bear upon him all their iniquities unto a land not inhabited: and he shall let go the goat in the wilderness.
Symbolically removing all sin from the village, but letting it survive (by not killing the goat), so, like Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees, they can come back to kill another day.
23 And Aaron shall come into the tabernacle of the congregation, and shall put off the linen garments, which he put on when he went into the holy place, and shall leave them there:
24 And he shall wash his flesh with water in the holy place, and put on his garments, and come forth , and offer his burnt offering, and the burnt offering of the people, and make an atonement for himself, and for the people.
25 And the fat of the sin offering shall he burn upon the altar.
26 And he that let go the goat for the scapegoat shall wash his clothes, and bathe his flesh in water, and afterward come into the camp.
27 And the bullock for the sin offering, and the goat for the sin offering, whose blood was brought in to make atonement in the holy place, shall one carry forth without the camp; and they shall burn in the fire their skins, and their flesh, and their dung.
Oh, just YUCK. What a filthy, disgusting book this is. Ugh.
28 And he that burneth them shall wash his clothes, and bathe his flesh in water, and afterward he shall come into the camp.
29 And this shall be a statute for ever unto you: that in the seventh month, on the tenth day of the month, ye shall afflict your souls, and do no work at all, whether it be one of your own country, or a stranger that sojourneth among you:
Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement.
30 For on that day shall the priest make an atonement for you, to cleanse you, that ye may be clean from all your sins before the LORD.
31 It shall be a sabbath of rest unto you, and ye shall afflict your souls, by a statute for ever.
32 And the priest, whom he shall anoint, and whom he shall consecrate to minister in the priest's office in his father's stead, shall make the atonement, and shall put on the linen clothes, even the holy garments:
33 And he shall make an atonement for the holy sanctuary, and he shall make an atonement for the tabernacle of the congregation, and for the altar, and he shall make an atonement for the priests, and for all the people of the congregation.
34 And this shall be an everlasting statute unto you, to make an atonement for the children of Israel for all their sins once a year. And he did as the LORD commanded Moses.
Interesting. I just read the wikipedia page on Yom Kippur, and there's nothing there about this origin story. Oh, there's a reference to Leviticus 16, and to the slaughtering of the animals, and atonement and repentance, but there's nothing there about how God killed Aaron's sons for no good reason, blamed Aaron and made him atone for their "sin" during his grief, or any of the nonsensical, capricious madness that is the basis of this story.
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